nayx:

Why am I awake who summoned me


saddestblogger:

when two of ur friends are closer to each other than they are to u

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bands-boys-stuff:

shadesocool:

I wonder if Ashton has a special assistant who neatly irons and folds his bandanas for him

It’s probably luke


benedictcumberbatch:

221bec:

professionalmisandrist:

What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick

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(Source: skeletontrash)