I am alex turner for sure-ner

BUT I GAVE BIRTH TO YOU!
ain't nobody tell you to do that tho

e-brat:

cool advice too all girls: unlearn internalized misogyny and surround urself with other girls and do fun things together like…. for example… form into one giant “super girl” and destroy the world


840px:

life hack: always like someone’s selfie. it takes a lot of courage to post a picture of yourself. always be kind. reply nice things.

(Source: johnbaldesorry)


oboebandgeek99:

heckacute:

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that


meladoodle:

constantly looking forward to my next meal

(Source: meladoodle)